How Sex Changes After Marriage..

Posted 1 year ago

By Administrator

A bizarre phenomenon occurs after marriage – the sex seriously changes! Some changes are good and some not so good, but it’s all part of the transition into married life. Have you experienced any of these?

  • The perfection of the quickie: With marriage comes serious time constraints and responsibilities. Throw in a couple of kids, and the leisurely days staying in bed all day together become a thing of the past. Sometimes you just have to grab and go wherever and whenever you have a few minutes!
  • All embarrassment and shyness are gone: You aren’t always going to be freshly shaved or looking like you just stepped out of a salon, and there is something beautiful and amazing about that – he loves you anyway! Forget the shyness about your body too – without the discomfort of being naked, sex can be much more satisfying for both of you!
  • Baby making sex: If kids are a priority, sex can sometimes become a chore instead of just a pleasure …
  • The amount of nookie seriously declines: It just happens when you’ve been with someone for a while – sometimes a good night’s sleep trumps sexy times.
  • Vacation sex is amazing: Something about being away from home makes being romantic with each other like it was when you first started dating!

Just Asking … Has your sex life changed since you’ve been married? How?

[Via] (Redbook)

  • Tiffany Wiezorek

    Why yes, yes it has.

    Current score: 0
  • Tiffany Wiezorek

    Watch me be the only one to admit it :-)

    Current score: 8
  • HUSKERLOVER

    ill admit it……santa will be here before that happens again…..and santa is here about as often…and lets see…..santas here once a year….so…well…..you get the picture

    Current score: 2
  • Joe Nasty

    so, you’re saying Santa only comes once a year? -

    Current score: 1
  • HUSKERLOVER

    sadly enough….yes i am

    Current score: 1
  • bob

    nope i still cheat as much now as before

    Current score: 4
  • PB

    If people would honor God and not engage in fornication and adultery of any sexual activity outside the bonds of a marriage between one man and one woman, there would be no change after marriage, because there would be none before. Sex would be the beautiful and Godly thing it was meant to be and not a self-serving pleasure seeking mission. 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 “Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.”

    Current score: 2
    • ryan

      what

      Current score: 2
  • Kyle

    There’s a lot of rules to get into heaven … and sadly, if we had a comprehensive list of those NOT allowed, none of us are getting in.

    Current score: 2
  • HUSKERLOVER

    PB…..Youll be proud to know i keep my little ole caveman in his cave…..with a heavy ass chain on the door….and yes….he is trying to get out……but i just look thru the peep hole , smile at him ,and say” ooo no no….you have had your fun-now what can i get you for lunch?”…..

    Current score: 1
  • WoW

    HUSKERLOVER… Go MAKE me a samich!!!! lol

    Current score: 0
  • Emily

    No change here

    Current score: 0
    • Carver

      So. we need to put you on the nice list then… Being a nice girl gets you nowhere fast by the way!

      Current score: 2